(I'm the clearly superior one.) We've handled everything so far - Scott's arrival was probably the biggest upset - but with the way the portal's been bringing people, there's probably only a matter of time before we get someone who won't play the role of good dog.
[ Paige / Allison ]
Also, your ex is here but he's a she.
...was that a "tell in person" thing? I'm really bad at this.