Lyle/Stiley
I want to give you a hard time about the super-serious face, but the truth is that yesterday I finally accepted that the crush I had on you all those years was just that, a shallow crush. And how I feel about you now is infinitely scarier. That was the rest of the problem.
I'm not saying that I expect anything from you. Just that it makes me feel less anxious. Mostly because I was probably going to sleep with you either w
Dad won't bring out the dowry sheep until I'm at least 18, anyway. ;)