Scott/Stiley
We're going to watch YouTube makeup videos and figure this out so you can at least make out with him. Touching his everything is totally up to you.
It's not that weird. Stiles used to talk about touching Lydia's butt all the time. It's pretty much the same thing. And don't count yourself out, you are SUPER HOT and I'd touch your butt if you weren't my bff.