so. look. i'm putting these rumors to be right now ok. we're not boyfriends because steve is so not my dating type but he's like my brother and not on the fbi's most wanted list so that makes him my favorite brother. we're like jay and silent bob. heterosexual lifemates who blow shit up because we're mad scientists and when the world is overrun by zombies, we'll be prepared. like darryl and his badass crossbow.