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AT LEAST PUT A SOCK ON THE DOOR.

MOM. I'm sexiling myself to your place.

I could use a break, and I know I'm not alone in that. So, cookout on the beach this Saturday night? I'd say we could do a grill-off, but that wouldn't be fair to anyone else because I actually do make the best burgers on the planet. Wouldn't want to get your hopes up.

Anyone, everyone, come join me. I'd love to see some of our newbies, and some of the crews from around the rest of the world if they can swing transportation. Grill's on around 7:30pm. I'd appreciate some people bringing other things; I've got burgers covered.

And yes, I will be answering to Grillmaster Parrish rather than Deputy for the purposes of this 'fest.

Edited to add: Also, beach volleyball, in which I kick all your butts.

Guess who has graduated to typing instead of having to use the voice-to-text post feature?

Does anyone know where to get a pony?