Oh shit. MOM???Fuck, I should pay closer attention to the name fields on this thing.
It's never easy being new around here. Everyone figures they've gone crazy or it's some kind of set-up. But really, crazy's more likely than set-up. Would HYDRA really go to this much trouble? Could they, even? Anyway, I'm Mindy. I can't prove all of this is VERY real, but I can get you plastered and show you around the island.