"Oh fuck you both, fuck you both with something large an sandpapery, you uncultured swine. Why would I want to keep drinking with you if you're going to treat me like that?" she mock grumbled with all the ferocity of a small kitten leaping at its refection. She did smile over the rim of her wine glass though, happy that the boys seemed to have calmed down for the moment. She was cautiously hopeful that this might lead to Erick coming over more often and if she was especially lucky the pair of them becoming friends somewhere down the line. She might have been happier if they had united over something other than teasing her but she had to take what she could get.
Abel should have left it be because trying to comment on it further only encouraged her to be dirty. "And tucked into bras or down garters or slipped under g-strings? No I'm talking about freshly minted on its way to a bank when the truck is attacked and robbed by a gorgeous lesbian couple dressed up like 1930's gun molls. They take the money back to their hotel room where they spread it out across the bed and have glorious, tender, hot sex on top of it. After that they head off to a strip club and flash their cash around, buying ten dollar drinks and lap dances and anything they want before hiring one of the strippers to come back to their hotel room for round two. It's not as tender with the stripper but it's still amazing. She takes some of that cash back home to her boyfriend, he uses the money to buy some booze and drug paraphernalia instead of buying their kid the very clearly gay He-man action figure. The liquor store owner takes some of the money and uses it as a tithe at his church. The pastor, who rails against promiscuity and homosexuality, gives some of the cash to the male prostitute he has blow him in the church parking lot. The male prostitute turns around and gives the money to his pimp who is also head of the vice squad at the local PD. The pimp turns around and gives that money to the homicide cop who is blackmailing him. The cop uses that money to buy a cup of coffee for his stakeout of the hotel where the lesbians as hiding out. The coffee guy takes that-" she suddenly stopped and furrowed her brow. "I think it was starting to get away from me there."