"Alright J-S. I'm very glad to hear that you're interested in my proposal. I can't imagine one would like to spend his days in a bar, serving drinks to young people to be all that, fulfilling. Why don't you come over, to my place, we can talk here. You'll be pleased to know that alllll the details have already been thought out. Grab a case of Mickey's on your way yeah? Oh...I should probably give you directions. 345 California Center. Take the elevator to the top floor. Mr. Guiles will be expecting you."
In the background there are no cursing parrots or dripping faucets, just soft jazz and muted conversation, some laughing and the solid "clack" of billiards being played. "We'll see you soon J-S." *Click*