Re: Brian + Derek + Gabe
Brian rolled towards the arm of the couch, laughing. “Oh man. One time, I was crashing at their house for Thanskgiving. I was like twenty-five, and my dad rolls out in the driveway late at night and sees someone making out in my car, and he thinks he’s gonna play a joke, so he’s banging on the window, like, ‘Son, should I go get you a condom?’ Dude jumps a foot. It’s my fifteen year old sister and the neighbor’s kid. My dad shits a brick. I run outside, Angie’s screaming. Kid’s trying to pull up his pants.” He sobered. “I would be an embarrassing dad.”