I'd be sorely tempted but [...] I don't know if that would help you as much as you think it would or want it to. You're too good a person to beat the shit out of a room full of strangers even if they do seem like douche bags at first glance. Not that being in a bar fight with you wouldn't be awesome, I just think you'd hate yourself for it after the fact.
But for what it's worth I think you're right. I'm pretty sure we would be.