Oh jeez, you're not pulling any punches, are you. [...] But it's kind of incredible but also a huge shock, no pun intended. I'm usually hobbling around like a cripple afterwards wondering how many pieces I've fractured my bones into this time but this one was different and new and I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.
But it was amazing. Horrifying, obviously, and if I could somehow wipe it out and make it so it never happened then I'd do that in a heartbeat but [...] I'm just glad I could held keep our home standing, or most of it at least, and do my bit to protect everyone who lives here.