Starting to feel a little better, Antonin returned Morag's laugh, "Long, leggy, I shall try to remember next time I'm delusional. And we can have a blond, whenever you want one. Just... not for a while, please. I'm definitely not up to it right now."
"If nothing else works, I've a potion that will completely numb your skin. A bit dangerous; you don't want to be moving around, but it seems to have worked for me."
Noticing Morag's frown, Antonin gestured to his bag again. "Either try the seasick patch or just some plain aspirin; the bottle is marked."
"I haven't got any clue how or even if Roddy did do this. But this certainly sounds like his sort of spin on things, to blame something on muggles, doesn't it?"