Stephen snorted. "I'm sorry, but I don't have to blow him nor do I feel the need to have him blow me, so I don't actually have to do what he says. It makes my life a lot easier. Still, I'm sure we will have to deal with it at some point. I can't imagine Adrian not wanting to see the baby, even if Draco is the father."
He nodded. He was strong and trained, not stupid. "Can we pick a day right after the full moon? At least we only have vampires to worry about," he joked, although he took the treat very seriously. "I don't want to take the risk of dealing with fully transformed werewolves or whatever the fuck they are.
"Have you ever tried walking though Hogsmeade with a shitload of stolen stuff and make sure than none of the Aurors see you?" Of course that had been at the beginning, then it was just simpler to figure out what schedule the Aurors had, and they were pretty predictable. Stephen listened and he knew he was going to say yes, if only to prove his point, and then he started to laugh. "You know that Adrian is going to kill the both of us, and that's even before we get to Upper Slaughter. Sure, the Forest is fine."
"Right, so let's go with the original story until we actually do know what we're doing." He shook his head. "I know; I should be a little more worried about what we'll do than what Adrian will say, but it's sort of second nature. He's-" He made a circle in the air, near his neck. "He's here all the time, because of the bond. It's impossible not to think of him." He smiled. "It's probably the reason why I'm not interested in Draco, or we can tell him that to soothe his ego, and I really, really don't want to know. I know too much about your sex life as is."
Stephen raised on shoulder in a careless shrug. "Being gay annoyed my father, and annoying him was not something I enjoyed. Ever." He nodded. "I understand, though, and we'll see where we go, and how much money we have. Stealing it might just be easier." He supposed he should feel a bit guilty about that. Thou shalt not steal might be one of the Commandments, but it had lost any effect on him. He could always go to confession later.