It can hurt, which is why I go to this guy. His name is Darren, and he's been doing it for over 20 years. He knows what to do to make sure it hurts less or not at all. He'll take good care of you... I'll make sure of it.
Lower back, eh? Oh goody... I've been wanting to see your arse again.
Love, Kevin
PS - Well, I don't have a date. Think you could talk Anthony into making it a 'double' date?