Of course he would have, but he could hardly tell that to Miles - well in here anyway - so instead he smirked.
'Cooking? Me? I'm not that much of a masochist,' he laughed. He only rolled his eyes when Miles commented on how he looked, figuring he'd talk properly to Miles later. For now though he just let him go, giving Miles a pat on the back as he said he was welcome.
Turning back to Susan, he gave her a smile. 'So about that dinner?' he asked teasingly, though merlin knew she might need some time to think of other things if Percy got that complaint. Perhaps he should just take her out?