Adrian stared at the parchment for a long time before finally replying, not sure why he had to. It wasn't like he usually sent thank-you notes but Jeff had looked at him sternly when he'd complained and besides, he did have his new Quick Quotes Quill.
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Theo,
I'm sure I'll have many more birthdays if you keep your bastard uncle away from my family. No, cross that ou
Thank you for the cognac, I'll be sure to send a toast your way when I open the bottle.