I'm Pansy Parkinson! I shouldn't have to resort to getting naked to get a man interested in having sex with me! And what if it doesn't work?????
Darling, you're completely wonderful and sexy, and a girl doesn't need just ambition to want to marry you, silly! Except for me, but I loved you far too much to ruin our relationship by doing that. Tracey is much better for you.
I think I feel a trip to Milan coming on.... Tell Tracey to have that baby soon so she can come with!
Well, I can't deal with it. Harry's taking her out into the cold for me, and he's promised to let her eat dirt if she has to but to never tell me about it. But if he tells me she's eaten a bug come spring, I will throw up!
Ewwwwww! He's still a Weasley, you know!
Yes, but what if I get naked and manage to get him in bed? Then he'll get so unglued about everything that he'll leave me, or worse, never look at me again, and I don't want him to do that!!!
Pansy
PS If you tell me to get naked one more time, I'm going to send you a hex that will evanesco your robes!