OWL: Miles to Montague
Date: January 23, 2006 Characters: Miles, Montague Location: Bletchley Manor to wherever the fuck Montague is Private/Public: Private Rating: General Warnings: Miles' use of strong language Summary: Miles wants to know just where Montague has been taking his son
Oi, Montague, you bastard,
So, you know, children tell you the most interesting things. My son likes to talk, you know. He's really fond of you, and Ver. Young Marlowe is a really good friend for him, for which I'm eternally grateful.
Which is why I've had no problems with you lot taking him for play dates and looking after him.
But what the fuck is this Uncle Theo shit? You took my son - a Bletchley - to that little snot's home? Merlin's balls, Monty, that snotty bastard would have no compunction in killing my son, given the right opportunity. Unless I kill him first.
Care to explain what insanity came over you, and why the fuck I have had to say no to a pony, and a horse and why we can't just go and visit Uncle Theo several thousand times a day?
Just remember who is supposed to be your best friend. Miles.