OWL: Dora to Umbridge Date: July 21, 2006 Characters: Nymphadora Lupin, Dolores Umbridge Location: Skies Private/Public: Private Rating: PG13 Warnings: None Summary: Dora owls the minister to file a complaint.
Dear Madam Minister,
On Friday night I was attacked by werewolves.
I thought that perhaps you'd like to know, given that you've been so intent on watching them and locking them up. Before you go making assumptions, it was not my husband. Remus would never do something like that, not to mention that there were two wolves who—by the by—broke into my house, chased me down my hallway, up my stairs, into my bedroom, and then forced me to climb out of my window and run to the Dolohov's boat. They very kindly let me stay until the sun rose and I could make my way to the clinic where I was greeted by my husband who had been in your bloody containment center all evening.
I do believe he's less pleased with this situation than I am, by the way.
It's taken me a few days to come to accept the fact that this was Fenrir Greyback and his mate, Natasha. Antonin Dolohov suggested that it was likely them. I believe it. So my question to you, Madam Minister, is what the hell are you going to do about Fenrir Greyback rampaging through our town? I'd suggest you stop focusing on your law abiding citizens who happen to also be werewolves and maybe start going after the werewolves who attack your law abiding citizens in the dead of the bloody night.
If I'm running down the streets in my knickers next month with werewolves slobbering after me I'm going to be paying you a very angry visit.