"Fine, I'll just have to punch him and tell him to stop it. That should start tongues wagging... You will be some sort of damsel in distress in said story, I'm sure," he said with a small smile. "And I still say you wouldn't. Such a spoilsport... Sex makes every party so much better."
"Maybe you should or maybe you should concentrate more on the baby and leave things to work out as they inevitably will. More and more people are coming to the conclusion that Rodolphus is completely fruity and once you know that, the fear surrounding him lessens a little," he said with a shrug. "He's dangerous and erratic but how you can follow somebody who's married to Bellatrix the lunatic and thinks she's wonderful?"
Adrian laughed a little and looked up at his husband. "All right, I'm pretty sure I won't drop the baby but we're casting Cushioning charms over every surface at Hogwarts and at the house just in case," he replied. "I'm impatient for it... I hate having to wait."