"Just mention monogamy... I forgot how distasteful he finds our fidelity," he said with a small smile. "And you wouldn't do that. Even if I got him to admit that flirting with a married man was wrong, you'd still never blow me here so there's no point in me wasting my time," he reasoned, knowing it was true and also knowing that he wouldn't even bother trying to convince Malfoy or anything if only for the fact that Malfoy would probably flirt even more.
"They could have but they're all a bunch of idiots," he said, wondering how Stephen hadn't figured that out already. "It wouldn't occur to them to be on the offensive... They just let the Wizarding world take the hit and then fight back ineffectually."
He grinned brightly. "Maybe, maybe not. I think I'll have a hard time convincing you that I wouldn't drop said baby if I pick it up."