"Good, I'll hold you to that promise." He snorted at Cass's comment. "You must have driven the Sorting Hat crazy. Half-blood, who thinks he's a Slytherin, acts like a Gryffindor and is as loyal as a Hufflepuff. Did the hat consider Ravenclaw too, or were three houses enough?"
Percy looked at Cass, shaking his head. "Is there anyone other than Savage that you haven't fucked in the entire office? God, I don't know how you did it." He couldn't imagine giving so much of himself to so many people. It just wasn't possible as far as Percy was concerned.
"I guess I should be thankful that it weren't one of the twins," He finally said, because he couldn't hold Cass responsible for something that happened before they were involved. "Did you have sex with any of my brothers?" he asked, because for some strange reason that would be even weirder than Cass sleeping with Ginny. "Actually, never mind that, is there anything else? Anything about your friends you never reported and should have, anything that you have proof that should have been handed in? I'm going to trust your judgement on this."