"Are you saying I bullshit? I so don't if it's a choice between sex and bullshitting," Adrian pointed out, sort of telling the truth. He wouldn't admit that he liked bickering with Stephen; that would just be embarrassing. "I didn't think- I just thought you'd appreciate breakfast in bed. I got all of your favourite things too."
He grinned. "I wish. I wouldn't be so phobic about going to the Shack if that was the case."
Adrian had the grace to look somewhat embarrassed although he did pick up his sandwich again, looking interested in that so he wouldn't have to look at Stephen. "I... I always find out surprises, okay? Always. And you- God, you're the most frustrating person ever," he replied, smiling.
"I- You'll give them to me now? No," He put his sandwich down and straddled Stephen. "I want them on my birthday... And I don't need the world so it doesn't matter that you can't afford it."