No, make Monty do it! You'd much rather be the lovely mummy who plays and gives treats, wouldn't you? Make Monty be the mean daddy who says no! Although, you will have to be firm sometimes. When they try to bite would be a good time. And mean it when you say it.
You can do that? I had no idea.... I wonder.....
Oh, darling, picture yourself as huge as you've ever been with your nightie tucked up under your chin and odd fluids coming out of places better left unmentioned....and then tell me you understand why you don't want anyone else in the birthing room.
On second thought, you might even want Monty outside the room. Then again, you may want to kill him and it would be nice for him to be close so you can reach.