I wanna be a pirate! Can pirates be superheroes? And my daddy is the bestest daddy ever! YAY! I'm glad you liked your presents! I helped Daddy pick the ear things! Girls like shiny things!
I think Bob would like Polly lots! He loves kids! Polly could even ride him! He's a very licky dog, so he prolly wouldn't mind if Polly licked him. Polly sounds fun! She should come and play with me. I'll be careful cuz she's a baby!
Love, Ben Boot (and Bob! See, that's his pawprint!)