Dolores was having a very pleasant day, when suddenly a deep, seductive - most definitely improper - voice filled the room. Blinking she turned to the offending radio, gaping at it for a moment before pouring herself some much needed tea to relax.
Tea, which was very soon all over the carpet and herself as the man behind that highly offending voice went on to...to...TRASH HER!!!
This just wouldn't do. This was an outrage! One she was definitely going to have to do something about.