"What can I say, Katie, you broke my heart, and I just couldn't remain celibate any longer. A real man has urges you understand."
He chuckled. "The lovely and very beautiful Daphne Greengrass couldn't resist my charms." He didn't begin to wonder why he felt a little bit of pride at the statement. After all, they got married by accident, and he should be getting an annulment.
He did raise an eyebrow at the mention of a Weasley. "Ahhh, but those beaters - no class." He showed his disappointment. "And here I thought I was going to have to fight a real man for you."
"So, caught up with any bad guys lately? Or are you aurors still chasing innocents and throwing them in jail for no reason?"