OWL: Miles to Bellatrix
Date: 1 April 2006 Characters: Miles Bletchley, Bellatrix Lestrange Location: to Upper Slaughter Private/Public: Private. Very Very Private Rating: PG-13 Warnings: - Summary: Miles passes on the notice about the bounty to the Lestranges.
Bellatrix,
I saw this notice pinned up around Hogsmeade and I've immediately sent it on to you. I can only hope it is someone's idea of an April fool prank, but just in case it isn't, you should be informed.
I beg your forgiveness, but what should I do if someone points the finger at me? As appealing as the bounties sound, I'm not planning on pointing the finger at anyone Although now that I think of it, Nott is an annoying little toad., but I'd like to know if you have a course of action I should follow? Because, you know, if they have a protection program that includes dental, I'm going to consider it.
Your most humble and obt. servant, Miles Bletchley