"Really?" His grin only got bigger. "I doubt that many people are twats with the great Adrian Pucey. I always made sure to stand out from the crowd." He laughed when Adrian bit his lip, because even though it was painful, Stephen had been right. "Children... I might just have to stay with you for that plural."
Stephen shrugged. "I don't know. No sense in trying when failure is the only outcome. It's illogical and just stupid. I can always take a shower and jerk off. At least my masculinity wont' be threatened." He was so proud with himself for delivering the entire thing without smiling one.
"I know, I'm sorry." He waited for Adrian to take his shirt off and nuzzled his neck, while his hands moved against his back. "I still like the bed, though." He had every intention of staying there with Adrian in his arms after they were done. "And I'll chain you some other time. Come on, get up and let's go there."