Percy rolled his eyes. "I believe I've won this argument the moment you decided to give up sex with all these friends and moved in with me." Now, if he could believe that it would last, it would be a different matter.
He was startled by the revelation. "They know? Why? What possessed you to tell them? I... I can't believe-- Remember when I said that you're a Hufflepuff? Yes, I was right. Seriously, Cass, then only secret is the one you never tell anyone." He sighed. "Can we obliviate them? That would help." He rested his forehead against Cass before kissing him. "This is madness, but... as long as people don't know it's me I don't care what you tell them. It's unlikely that I'll be talking to any of them anyway."