This time he did laugh. 'I think it's a problem I prefer rather than fucking random people - or worse not at all,' he said. Leaning in he kissed Percy again.
'I told you sex is better between people who care about each other. You'll see that I'm right,' he added with a smirk.
'And really you really are hung up on this woman-thing, aren't you?' he added with a laugh. 'Everyone who knows me knows I swing both ways, well save for Monty perhaps, but then he'd run screaming in the other direction if he knew.' And that was not even considering his reaction to being with a Weasley, any Weasley, even one who disliked the twins almost as much as he did. It was almost amusing, as a thought, though one best kept unexplored in real life.
He kissed Percy again. 'If you want me to say a woman, I will,' he said. 'I might even persuade someone to play along. Susan perhaps? Or Pansy, as they both know. And yes, they both have been told to keep their mouths shut.'