Envy looked at her. "Shit, my baby alternate never told you that story? Thought he would've, we were ridiculously proud of ourselves for that one. Conned Dirk into helping me fill a sack with horseshit, which I took in and mixed into Rosa's bread pudding. It was the old bitch's favorite, so I knew she'd go for it.
"Then I went back into the main room, and the old man knew I was up to something, but he didn't know until Dante started throwing up horseshit in front of all her snobby guests."