I shall take that as a compliment. I think most of my mates would have failed out of Hogwarts without my helping tutoring them. No, we don't, the Hat picks for us when we are awfully young.
Coffee is not as delightful as tea. Where were you before here, if I may ask?
The pranks can get a bit tiresome, but my mates seem to enjoy them an awful lot.
If you are interested in the different magic here then I suggest ignoring any of the dream journals. Rubbish.