Welcome to Florida! Well...Daytona Beach...but it still sort of counts as Florida. Sure, technically it's more like Miami's ugly cousin, but the place has some rocking charms!
You've totally been kidnapped, just not sure bout any of the details since all of us are in the same boat. Know it's a lot to process, but if it helps you are totes invited to crash my hot dog/nacho/margarita mixer! Just try not to pass out in the kiddie pool and we will be golden chica.