Well there has been a lot of bad stuff on the news lately. What with the alien attacks and that city falling out of the sky...so I guess waking up on a sandy beach is like a 1 on the scale of bad.
...I could have just gotten all free, easy like, but I would have accidentally broken the door...and probably the whole wall along with the side of their house. Plus it just seemed like a lot of work, so I just napped till they woke me up. Took some serious Crisco but they ended up getting me all unstuck.