"Hey now, calm down lady, I didn't write it! I can't take the heat for every stupid thing on the internet," he said grinning at her. "You might be a succubus, but I'm certainly not."
He laughed, "Who needs a clever wife anyway?" he teased.
"Don't worry, you're my wife so you're perfectly safe. But...my girlfriend and my mistress won't be so lucky." He mused playfully.