You tried to make waffles for Father's Day and failed in a way that was so epic, that it was the greatest utter failure of all failures; but then Dad woke up when the smoke alarm went off, and he laughed so hard at your pathetic face all smudged with charred waffle, that you feel warm and happy again. Dad eats one of your blackened waffles, and he says it's the best Father's Day ever. Your happiness floods out of you, and you beam up at him.