Will's grin faltered again, but only just a moment. If Piper kept this up, he wasn't going to be welcome right now. Because Will didn't believe in ghosts. Not even when they're following Piper around, without a purpose. Other than to drive him to drink more than he already was. "You don't want them to?" He was aware everyone had different views and needs when it came to relationships, but most he found absurd. "Then don't go for the easys, pick the frigid and see if you can wear them down."
Currently he was being particularly unhelpful, but that was mostly the whiskey talking. "You gonna play cards or what?"