He took another swig before eying Piper at his confession. Well, tried to anyway. His eyes already began to glass over, but he could still hold his head up. The boy's head tilted at Piper, then Will before choking up more water that wasn't really there.
Will's grin hesitated, but he continued talking, getting rid of two cards and picking up more from the deck. "So they were being a bitch?" he said so eloquently. "Trust me man, when you want to get laid, you can't stick it in crazytown. Might get infected," he laughed. "Only pick the pretty plain ones, they love excitement."