Huh. That was all very...intriguing. And soap opera-ish, but honestly, it was tame compared to recent events. Sam listened, leaned in slightly, his arms folded on the table. When Jasper finished, he raised an eyebrow. The gesture to the mouth was probably the most amusing part.
"So you - " He was about to say 'sucked face,' "Shared affection in Chicago," Sam finished. "No, you're upset. You can be upset if you want to be upset, that's your right. But let me ask you, what do you like about Isobel?"