"Tell me about it." Sam rolled his eyes, groaning under his breath. "But you know what? I'll take 'em anyway. They're also - " He paused, thinking of how to word it. He didn't want to sound like a pig, after all! But Sam loved women - he didn't discriminate! Though ones that had a few screws loose tended to be more interesting to him. "They're also really amazing sometimes, you know?" he settled on. "How boring would it be if they were predictable? Understanding women is a science in and of itself, Jay. Let me just say that."