"Of course the full moon," Sam responded with his own version of sarcasm. But it was sort of panicky. Oh, ha ha! Of course people turn into their fictional counterparts during that time! As if they'd do it when there was only a half moon, or during the sunrise? That wasn't the way it went in all the stories! "And you pretty much nailed it right there on the head, Jay," he laughed. Nervously. "Education and rationale are screaming at me to pack all my stuff and move into a flophouse somewhere. But...I'm curious about the lion sample. Let me guess, the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz? I always preferred the Wicked Witch."
He paused. "Yeah, I've read it. A few times, why?"