"Oh, yeah. That too." Sometimes ignorance was fun. Max took another sip of his drink, suddenly wishing he hadn't already sucked his lime wedge dry. "You should," he said definitively with a nod. "You're cool, but you kind of give off this...weird vibe. Very..." He paused, nose wrinkled as he tried to think of the word. "European." Granted, he wasn't doing much better. Brian dressed like a moron, and there was nothing Max could do about it. Damn secrets.
After a moment, he couldn't contain himself any longer. Glancing up at the rest of the bar, he leaned in slightly towards Vlad, head down and voice dropping to just above a whisper. "So. Where's a good place to, uh...carry out the deed around here? I'm serious, man, I'm about to lose it." Any other person would've thought that Max was about to enact a scene from a pornographic video, but Vlad knew better. "It's been a year. I've gotta do something."