A list of crimes wasn't exactly what he was expecting and Stefan took another glance at the plaque. Great. So his own list would be in there as well. He did raise an eyebrow at first degree murder but didn't otherwise said nothing. When Rick was finished, Stefan scratched the back of his head with one hand and reached for the book with the other. "Guess it's me then..." He found the page with his own list, and then glanced back up at the plaque. It said to rant, which made him cringe. He didn't want to read it, let alone yell it. A movement behind the glass caught his eye and he could see the thing swimming around and around. "We sure it's going to stay behind there?" he muttered darkly before going back to the book.
He cleared his throat for a moment, mumbling a soft curse in Russian before beginning to read. He also started with "Assault with a deadly weapon," and moved down his own list, his voice rising with every word. He stumbled into a loud laugh at disorderly conduct - "That still counts?" - but true to his instructions, he kept ranting and raving. It wasn't nearly as long as Rick's, no sex crimes as well, and definitely didn't culminate with murder. Yet there was a great deal of fraud, forgery, and what felt like half a million variations of identity theft. When he was finished, his throat felt scratchy and he longed for something to drink. "Well that was fucking stupid," and hoped that his job was done. "Your turn," he said, handing the book off to Mr. Not-Brave-Not-Foolish.