She rolled her eyes, drinking from her fourth bottle. "Oh, please. Doctors see bare baby ass all day, every day. He does not count." Bad logic? Yes. But it made sense in a way, and besides, she was still sad that her very witty retort hadn't been appreciated for what it was. Aiden had a way of stomping on good jokes and making you regret ever telling them. He was like a little black hole where humor went to die.
"Besides, weren't we talking about people seeing it that weren't like. Obligated to? I mean, I bet your mom did, and she doesn't count, either."