Sipping on her beer, Joanie twisted slightly to face him more, the sheer horror of his words writing panic on her face. "It's because it's gross," she said eloquently, shuddering. Yes, it would also be weird to have to tattoo the butt of somebody you knew. And Aiden himself was just so...him. She almost didn't believe that he had a butt, somehow. Maybe it had imploded with his head shoved up it for so long.
She retched as he mentioned decorating his pasty, untattooed ass. Oh God, why? "You don't need to decorate it!" she said, taking a swig from her bottle before setting it down. "It's not like anyone else is gonna see it, anyway." Oh, burn. She smirked. "People don't like being blinded, Casper."