"Obviously," Ileana agreed with a nod of her head. "I won't actually try to kick your ass, but you can use your self-defense moves on anyone who tries to beat me up instead." She couldn't think of anyone who actually would or a reason anybody would try, but it doesn't hurt to be prepared.
Chuckling a little, Ileana nodded her head as she told him, "He said he turned into a frog on fable day and had help from a princess. The only fable I could think of that he could be was the Frog Prince, which is just really really funny. He's so not a prince." She looked thoughtful for a moment, "He's probably ripped off a prince if he had the chance."
Ileana snatched up the remote again, making herself comfortable on Cole's lap and turning the tv to one of the late night talk shows. "You're only part of the reason we've been tense up there. He's not happy I'm living here where I can get bit by a vampire too." She grinned at Cole. "See, now you two have something in common. You can talk how you both want to put me in a tower like Rupunzel."