"Well, I should do my part to keep up my heroic image, so I'll have to take you up on your offer. Either one, actually, although the last sounds appealing. We can hijack one of the televisions for our own purposes, and at least the only drama here would be normal." Moving into a bar didn't sound so crazy - or half bad, for that matter. Not anymore.
Cole raised his eyebrows. "He did?" It was that foreign guy in the penthouse, the one his now-deceased neighbor had warned him about. "I guess everyone has their little... eccentricities." Oh, that was a word he hadn't used in a while. He took another drink before continuing. "There's weird, and then there's insane. I think we've surpassed both, actually."