"Yeah, I'm on a diet, I'm not really eating," Kiki started, and she gave Lena a half smile. "I know you never worry about stuff like that but I'm wearing a size two now and that just won't fucking do." Bending down, she made a kissy-face at her dog then straightened. "You know how those fucking tabloids are." With a dramatic sigh, she made a pouty face at Lena and snuggled up close to the other woman. "But you don't think I've gotten fat, right? I just feel so ugly; God, I fucking hate flying, it dries me out so much..."