I'm just gonna come right out and say this. If anyone has anything real terrible to say about me, do it without hiding or don't do it at all. And if you're gonna be cowardly cusses anyway, just go on and get it over with.
I'll even help ya get started:
My boyfriend is doing the stripper in 501, and I'm addicted to drugs, and I slept with everyone in the building, and Vaughn's trying to kill me real regular, and I act like a teenager, and I ain't got no brains.